my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
me after I reincarnate
my internet connection has touched places of my heart that no man has yet discovered
I feel very lonely and overwhelmed at the moment, I hope I feel better soon.
this is some indiana jones shit
you know in hindsight maybe 30 minutes stuck in an elevator was a little too early to resort to cannibalism but none of us had breakfast that morning and we panicked
“who did this??” the guard says when i’m surrounded by dead bodies with my bloodied sword out